New Year

Well, it is almost time for the big New Year's Party!

We are going to have a crazy amount of people there this year. I was going to have fireworks, but apparently, because there hasn't been any rain in about 157 years, the entire state of Texas is now on fire, so we can't do that. Oh well, I am sure we can entertain ourselves somehow.

My resolutions for this year -

Gain weight
Take longer naps
Try some new illegal drugs
Spend more time staring at the wall